So I'm cruising along the hallway in my school. Yes. The hallway. As in, one hallway. Out of two hallways. The pleasures of attending a tiny school involve no obnoxious bells, and two hallways.
So I was moseying down the hallway, one of two hallways, where I came upon a section of wall that was decorated with what I thought were little silly and totally not serious snap shots of fellow students that my other fellow students had taken. But upon further inspection, I realized that, hey! These look to be picked out as the cream of the crop! The cream of the tiny, lazy crop. My faith in art schools plummeted to the 7th circle of Hell with utter disappointment. This was mostly caused due to the snapshots being taken with a fish eye lens. A FISH. EYE. LENS. Just let me inform you that those things are more expensive than a rhinoceros and also I'd like to let you know that I am totally NOT exaggerating. The waste and devastation obliterated me to the fullest.
Honestly. These cream of the lazy bastard crop photos were hanging on the wall, my wall! How dare they put that rubbish up there! That was the point where I decided to take photography 1 that year so that I could raise the average a little higher for this miserable display.
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